I was ramaging through my stuffs and i came across a notebook and in found found something pretty interesting.. i seriously think that they are very true.. do you??

Laws of Life..

Loren'z Law of Mechanical repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch

Anthony's Law of the workshop
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner

Kovac's conundrum
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone

Cannon's Karmic Law
If you tell a boss you were late for work because your car had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire

O'Brien's Variation law
If you change queue, the one you left will start to move faster than the one you are in now

Bell's Theorem
When the body is immersed in water, the phone rings

Ruby's Principle of close encounter
The probabilty of meeting someone you know increase when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with

Willoughey's Law
When you try to prove to somebody that the machine doesn't work, it does

Zadra's Law of Biomechanic
The severity of the itch is inversely proportionate to the reach

Breda's Rule
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest away will arrive last

Owen's Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last you until the coffee turns cold

Howden's Law
You remember you have to mail a letter only when you are mear the mailbox

and lastly... my personal fav..

Joey's Law of inversely proportional
The speed at whcih time flies is inversely proportional to the amount of enjoyment you have

cheers~ and don't let the rainy days bring you down =)