wow.. aint it good to relief the good old songs of the hmm..70s - 80s?? so full of positivity unlike songs now.. so full of dread, loud music n violence blah blah blah..

well, since i really ran out of things to write.. i shall share a few ghost stories with y'all

this happened when i was in.. pri sch living in my previous flat somewhere in the west. there i was watchin tv programme alone in the living room with my parents in their room.

commercials came on, then as any other normal kids would do.. my attention was diverted and i started to look around.

then as my attention came to the dark kitchen.. i saw the outlines of a human waving his(her? its?) hand at me..

the other one was told to me by one of my fren...this one scared the crap out of me...

*lets call him S

S came home thinkin tht it was quite late.. the doors were all closed, indicatin that his family members were either asleep or busy with their work..

he then sat down on the sofa n dozed off soon..

then he woke up and at the same time he saw a female figure at the corner of his eyes walkin to the kitchen..

thinkin that it was his mother.. he called out to her to cook up some food for him.. but got no response.. he called again n got the same answer---silence..

pissed.. he walked to the kitchen n seperatin him n the figure was a frosted panel.. he told her to cook something again n again.. she didnt reply..

he then went to the living room angrily n turned on the tv..

minutes later,, the main door opened.. n entering the house were his entire family.. INCLUDING his mum..

well..i was on the MRT today when saw a couple seemingly having a little tiff. then a thought came across me, the quarrel is obviously nothing serious ,but wat if they were to face a big prob n wat would the conclusion of their argument be? the guy obviously managed to settle the matter but i think..well with my old man mentality kickin in, that most likely its going to result in a break-up.

then another thought came across.. y do i bother thinkin about such stuff.. i should be slpin.. n yup.. i did sleep..

p.s : i didnt noe wat the hell m i writing as i m juz lettin my fingers do the typin as i stare at the screen..

wonder wats goes into giving u inquisitives this facts??

-researchers got killed in their quest to find out which hand polar bears use to write

-hearts were wasted to find out tht blood can be squirted 10m far

-humans were made to pull a family sized car with any parts of their bodies tht can be used, eventually coming to the conclusion tht tongue can withstand 1hr of car pullin

-test subjects were kept in a confined room and made to shout to a cup to see how long it would take to heat it up, n well... 8 years, 7 months n 6 days passed when the cup of long stale coffee heated up

-scientists spent 9 days observing a headless cockroach wandering about aimlessly before it finally died

well..most of wat i said are crap but hey.. whoever came up with these tests???

time passes just like tht *snaps fingers* soon i will be out of this camp n into another. i will sure damn totally utterly absolutely miss my frens pcs and frens from my platoon. thinking back to the time where i first arrived there as a trainee, it seemed like yesterday. gettin punished together, going for trainin, slackin, gettin 'stand by area', man.. i sure miss those times. but to quote my fren, ' memories r second chance for happiness'. well, those r memories i will never forget.

thks u my fren n shld i fail at the other camp, i will be more then willing to return back 'home'

recently while doing my duty, through the airwave i received the news of the death of eddie guerrero. for the uninitiated, he was a famous wrestler in WWE who goes by the nickname of Latino Heat.

although i am in no way related to him, i felt a tinge of sadness expecially when i was watching some malaysian channel and saw the previous episode of wrestling and there he was, playing the heel in the ring. wanting to believe that his death is but part of a bigger script, but reality kicked in... hope he is happy where he is now

lets hope that we dont need death to happen to realise how important someone is to us

i just realised i have not had a dream in a long time. although my friend told me that our mind isnt resting if you are dreaming, cuz our brains are acutally working to project the dreams.

but i still like to dream, especially if its one where i have a girlfriend and am walkin hand in hand with her. haha, that may make me seem like a desperate guy but hey, who doesnt like such dreams?? its dreams like this that keeps me alive. haha

anyway, ever had this feeling whereby You dreamt of whatever you were doing at that point in time? deja vu is what they call it. if only we can distinguish a 'normal' dream from an 'absurd' one (whereby you dream of being able to fly, basically impossible things), only then can we tell that that will be happening in the future. wow, that will be very cool, forseeing the future

i finally got the news that i have been waiting for-i will be going to air force school. shortly after the happiness came a wave of uncertainty

'will i be able to pass the course?'
'will i be posted back here if i failed my course??'

soon, i dont feel happy at all. i felt absolutely uncertain and in a sense, unhappy. why? i dont really have an answer for that. what some of my friends said certainly made me felt worse. 'joey, we are gonna miss u leh.. dun go leh..'

man, how i wished i can tell them i wont be going but that will make me a lying a$$. so all i am hoping is that either

a) i pass the test and make it as a pilot
or
b) i fail the course and hopefully return back to my camp and be back working together with them.

life never seems to give us an easy life after giving us what we wish for..

hmm.. finally met my non-related grandgal at bukit batok. hahah she v cute lah.. then went to some hawker centre for fried hokkien mee which i have come to conclude is.. so-so =D
man.. i really enjoyed learnin sign language man.. nice language.. damn enjoyed it hahah thks ah grandgal!

now that my teenage years are coming to an end, i think my goals in life have taken abit of matured tone... thoughts of getting a car have got to my little head. heck, i even start thinking of what job should i apply for when i finish my education, how many kids i should have, type of house, where should i stay when i become an old man, what type of funeral, coffin size.. wow... all these thoughts flashed across in a matter of seconds...

life is short.. do the best you can, enjoy it, squeeze the fun out of it while you still can!!

-love makes the world go round, what they tell you about the earth moving in its imaginary axis is well, their damn imagination

-He who laughs last obviously didnt get the joke

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away, the doctor would love to keep that apple away from you

-Life is God's gift for you but why do we have to return this gift N years later?

-toilet: The Odour Is Letting Everyone Throw-up

-Operating theatre is a place where the patients are the show and surgeons and assistants are the audience

well...can anyone( ANYONE!!) plz send me intersting/lame/unnecessary facts to me?

hmm.. think i said something wrong just now.. sorry and i dont mean it in anyway negative..

hmm..what to write... lets try a poem.. hahaha

He walks alone
Holding a book that speaks of no words
But from the book
Planets, stars, milky way, universes are created
He doesnt write the book
Nor does He see a need to
Thats how it is, it has been
He isnt the master
He sees no need to control it

He walks alone
Pages are flipped
But He did not turn them
The book shows Him its pages
Its empty pages
But He doesnt look at the pages
He looks beyond them
Things that cant be explained by words

He walks alone
Holding the book in His hands
He walks for eternity
He does not stop
He sees no need to stop
For if he stops walking
Everythings stops in their track
Dont ask why
Thats how things go
Thats how things work

He walks alone
But yet He isnt alone
He has Everything in his hand
Everything is in the book
Yet the book speaks of no words
No language
But from its empty pages
Everything is created
He isnt the master
Nor is He the servant
He is just Him
Walking alone
With the book in his hands
Walking, for eternity

He is not God
God is not needed in a place where only He exists
He is Him
He needs no title to determine who He is
In a place only where He exists
He needs nothing
For he has Everything
Everything is in His hands
And yet He walks alone

hahahha i dont think anyone will get what i am trying write here. HEck i dont even know what i am writing. thats why this is the mind of the blabberer =D

Alright, i guess you guys must have had enough of my nonsensical, uncomprehensible jokes. So today i think i want to talk about something that i hope you all can actually understand and go 'hmmm...' at the end of it.

Have you all ever looked(don't stare, it's rude man..) at your parents or siblings long enough and actually hit if the realisation that you are looking at a foreign face?? No? Well, i have and boy was i hit with the guilt that i actually thought they looked unfamiliar to me. Well, scientists have a term for this, 'pyschohomofamiliorisis'. Neh, i just made this up, about the term that is. If you guys want to give it a try, by all means. =D

hmmm.. though some say that reel life depicts real life, there are some points that constantly reminds us that drama are well, still different from reality

-where can you find family walking around their house dressed to the nine in their shoes??
-lights that are bright enough that lighting one little lamp will bring the whole room from night to day?
-the houses or flats are built on weak foundation, the floor sounds hollow, the walls are hollow, heck.. banging the door will cause the wall to shake!
-characters can run their lungs out but when they stop, look ma!! no sweat!!
-they will always have nicely done hair, even when they just woke up

wonder wats up with the com in my camp.. access to blogspot is possible but signing in.. IMpossible cuz there juz isnt any 'sign in' icon. its like.. u urgently need to go to the toilet onli to find tht all the sit covers are screwed to the toilet bowl!! (hmmm.. it makes sense, doesnt it??)

alright, enough about tht.. i was thinkin of writing these for quite some time, I NAME THEE 'worst case scenario'

1) business in the toilet. discovers nil zeelch toilet papers. no one around to answer thy call for help. watcha gonna do?!

2) business in the toilet once again. reaches for toilet paper behind. handphone slips out from pocket and into THE PIT. how how how??

3) stuck in the lift with tons of people. lift jams. stressed, you let out ur bodily gas to destress, complete with 'doulby digital sound'. how you gonna steer clear of utter embarrassment??

4) fun time at pool. enters slide. slides down. stands up n feel kinda 'cool' down under. zero swimming trunks. shame or feign ignorance?

5) exits wash room. walks on street. women smiles shyly and men starts to stare at you. looks down. surprised to see your window left open. close your window while acting normally or rush to the nearest toilet? your call.

anyone of u guys encountered these less-than-usual situations?? for me.. well.. i have YET to go thru the shame..

Life is God's joke for u... hahahah juz kiddin...

why on earth do we need 2 words that actually has the same meaning? think flammable and inflammable, both actually means easily ignited...hmmm...well, if anyone of you thought of any other examples
-do not share it with the rest of us
-do not post it on the tagboard
-do the above if you have no mind of your own =D

well..here's a distasteful joke to share with you nonsensical people out there

A man was in a bus seated with his son, looking through the photos they collected from the photo studio. Seated behind them was a rather..sexy female wearing a mini skirt. Suddenly, the bus came to a sudden halt, taking the man by surprise, causing the photos to scatter all over the floor. He got out of the seat and started to retrieve them. Seeing that there were some under the seat of the female, he went back, squat down and said
's'cuse me miss, can open your leg? i wan to take photo!'

well, life should be full of fun and laughter to get us to remind us that actually It's a wonderful world after all =D cheerios~

thinking of the time we shared
the wonderful, the good n the sad
it all seemed like yesterday
and now i wished that we were still living
living in yesterday
walking hand in hand
down the road under the dim moonlight
i was wishing in my heart
'let this go on for as long as possible'
then you stopped and told me
'lets not be together anymore'
i froze i looked into her eyes
the same eyes that once said
'let us be forever'
they were no longer the same
i stood there as she let go of my hand
turned her back and walked away
days and days i spent
thinking of how it came to be
from strangers to friends to lovers then to end
then one day i picked up the phone
picked up my courage and gave her a call
half expecting to hear her voice
'hello who is that'
an unfamiliar voice spoke
'may i speak to gwen?'
the voice quivered and slowly she sobbed
'gwen..she's gone'
my heart stopped my body shoke
'this is just a bad dream'
my mind spoke
i went to her house
to visit her mum
she gave to me a mental box
n said to me gwen entrusted it to me
that night i laid and open the box
in it i saw i heard i felt
the memories we shared came flooding back
a letter she wrote to me it said
'i m sorry..i left for america
cuz i cant stand the sight of you
yes i am gone..but dead i am not
i just left to find a better shore'

okay...so this is quite crappy..no one said its some sad love story wat...

well, first thing first. this is the blog of a blabbering mind and i don't think that its suitable for those who are looking for something sensible to read and reflect. for those whose thinking are in sync with me, i hope that this blog WILL be of interest to non sensi-pians out there. 'oh great, that sure was some cheesy introduction...'
finally, whoever has anything to say can leave their note or give me some pointers to make this blog even more irrelevant. cheerios