wonder wats up with the com in my camp.. access to blogspot is possible but signing in.. IMpossible cuz there juz isnt any 'sign in' icon. its like.. u urgently need to go to the toilet onli to find tht all the sit covers are screwed to the toilet bowl!! (hmmm.. it makes sense, doesnt it??)

alright, enough about tht.. i was thinkin of writing these for quite some time, I NAME THEE 'worst case scenario'

1) business in the toilet. discovers nil zeelch toilet papers. no one around to answer thy call for help. watcha gonna do?!

2) business in the toilet once again. reaches for toilet paper behind. handphone slips out from pocket and into THE PIT. how how how??

3) stuck in the lift with tons of people. lift jams. stressed, you let out ur bodily gas to destress, complete with 'doulby digital sound'. how you gonna steer clear of utter embarrassment??

4) fun time at pool. enters slide. slides down. stands up n feel kinda 'cool' down under. zero swimming trunks. shame or feign ignorance?

5) exits wash room. walks on street. women smiles shyly and men starts to stare at you. looks down. surprised to see your window left open. close your window while acting normally or rush to the nearest toilet? your call.

anyone of u guys encountered these less-than-usual situations?? for me.. well.. i have YET to go thru the shame..

Life is God's joke for u... hahahah juz kiddin...