-love makes the world go round, what they tell you about the earth moving in its imaginary axis is well, their damn imagination

-He who laughs last obviously didnt get the joke

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away, the doctor would love to keep that apple away from you

-Life is God's gift for you but why do we have to return this gift N years later?

-toilet: The Odour Is Letting Everyone Throw-up

-Operating theatre is a place where the patients are the show and surgeons and assistants are the audience

well...can anyone( ANYONE!!) plz send me intersting/lame/unnecessary facts to me?